Freestyle Rap Translated
“I know of a woman with whom you’ve had sexual intercourse. I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed. She went on to explain to me, in graphic detail, the dimensions and particulars of your genitals - and I tell you, what she said was not very generous, sir.”
Greatest. Voicemail. Ever.
From my youtube comments section—
Wow, it had everything!
Action! - the bowling and beer night
Adventure! - having the fan on his willie
Seduction! - “Yer in the shower putting on yer girly perfume”
She’s a lucky girl.
lol.
Possibly the all-time, ultimate Rick-roll?
“Here we are now, entertain us!”
Dear followers,
Allow me to borrow 6 minutes of your life by checking out my newest short flick ironically entitled, “The Followers”.
What do interoffice relationships, anal sex jokes & ‘New Moon’ all have in common?
[Submission to the Diesel 100-Hour Film Race Grand Prix.
Theme: Privacy
Surprise Element: A Balloon]